That Man Who Had No Tale To Tell, Just a Broken Heart

The first day, my gums started bleeding,
My doctor sent me to the dentist,
The dentist said I'm fine.
The second day, my eyes were red,
My doctor sent me to the eye doctor,
The eye doctor said I'm fine.
The third day, my nose was bleeding,
My doctor sent me to the nose doctor,
The nose doctor said I'm fine.
Today my heart stopped beating and I started spitting blood.
I went to my doctor,
My doctor removed my heart and dried my veins.
He held one half of it, the other on the table.
I couldn't cry or feel sorry for myself; he was trying not to.
The nurse passed out, he wouldn't move his eye.
Finally, I asked, and
My doctor said I'm fine.